Posted by- Neelam
Mathews
Oct 7, 2012
There's an Air Force
guy driving from McChord to Ft Lewis, and an Army guy driving from Ft Lewis to
McChord. In the middle of the night with no other cars on the road they hit
each other head on and both cars go flying off in different directions.
The Air Force guy manages to climb out of his car and surveys
the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says,....."Man, I am really
lucky to be alive!"
Likewise the Army guy scrambles out of his car and looks at his
wreckage. He too says to himself, ..... "I can't believe I survived this
wreck!"
The Army guy walks over to the Air Force guy and says,......
"Hey man, I think this is a sign from God that we should put away our
petty differences and live as friends instead of archrivals"
The Air Force guy thinks for a moment and says, ...... "You
know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. Now I'm gonna see what
else survived this wreck"
So the Air Force guy pops open his trunk and finds a full,
unopened bottle of Jack Daniels.
He says to the Army guy, "I think this is another sign from
God that we should toast to our new found understanding and friendship"
The Army guy replies, "You're damn right!" and he
grabs the bottle and starts sucking down Jack Daniels. After putting away
nearly half the bottle the Army guy hands it back to the Air Force guy and
says, "Your turn!"
The Air Force guy twists the cap back on the
bottle and says, "Nahh, I think I'll wait for the cops to show up."
By Rod Powers, About.com Guide
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